The Cheney Interview You Didn’t See

In a moment of unprecedented candor, former Vice President Dick Cheney tells all.

Republican Re-Education Camp

When last we spoke I was being rousted by the local Republican Patrol. (JACK BOOTED THUGS.) I showed the conservative goon my fake Republican party I.D. card but forgot it was countersigned by Arlen Specter. I was arrested and taken straight to a Republican re-education camp. Torture. Hell on earth. A clear violation of the Geneva Convention.